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“Hello Mr. Giraffe”

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

I was stretching one day, laying flat on my back with my legs up and feet together in the air.  My 3 year old, being so doggone cute walked by, stopped, looked at my feet and said, “Hello, Mr. Giraffe.”  Something told me that day that she’d have quite an imagination.  And she does!
 

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“Sinnin’”

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

One night, my friend, Sherry, decided that her son William, then about 6, should say his prayers from the heart instead of the standard child prayer “Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep…” She said, “William, you need to say your prayers yourself, from your heart.” 
He said, “What do you mean?”
“Well, you thank God […]

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My sweet little niece is going through the early stages of puberty. My mom said she had started acting up a little, being very moody, crying and all, and not really keeping up in school. Which is unlike her. An aunt, who lives with her was concerned one day when my niece had […]

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Southern speak

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007

“The thing crumped right up.” My cousin’s husband was not referring to the dance – he was talking about a car that he could not get to crank… that is until my uncle, who apparently had the “good wrench” touch came along and did his magic. Then all was right with the world again. […]

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Human Slingshot

Sunday, November 18th, 2007

Back in the days of my telecommunications career, I used to frequently climb telephone poles for repair work, new installations, disconnects, etc. This event involved a service order that my buddy, J.C. and I were to work on was at Fort Jackson, SC. At that time, both of us worked for RCA, who […]

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Fist fight with a monkey… for real!

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007

My step father shared this gem with me last year. In his own words… ENJOY!
The event took place many years ago when I was a young man. During the time when, in this part of the country, side-shows traveled around and would set-up in any available vacant lot to carry on its activities. […]

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Lowes is closer…. Isn’t it?

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

My buddy Jim relates his current employment struggles:
We were in an immediate need of a particular part for a communications job that we were working on. I suggested that we go down to Lowes to purchase said product. My co-worker, in a very matter of fact tone stated to me that Tony Stewart, […]

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Clown College graduate…. seriously.

Tuesday, September 25th, 2007

So I was talking with a new acquaintance of mine… a sweet older lady. She decides to share with me that she graduated from Clown College… seriously. (I had to laugh because she doesn’t look the part - I’m thinking Bobcat in “Shakes the clown” not this nice grandma). She continued to explain that it […]

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New G-String… for the upright.

Wednesday, September 12th, 2007

We were down in North GA a few weeks ago visiting my wife’s side of the family. Her uncle, Reginald (the pastor that married us) was talking music shop talk with me. He said that he’d found an old upright bass (in his church storage… I think?), and started plucking around on it. Wasn’t long […]

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Follow up to “Junkyard Daze”

Friday, August 17th, 2007

Speaking of my dad’s uncle, Leroy. My dad recently told me that his aunt used to call Leroy “LA’Roy”. Because he’d convinced her that he was a Frenchman from England. You heard that right, “a Frenchman from England.”

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